Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize