I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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