Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Randomize
