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WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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