But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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