I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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