That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I don't deserve a penis
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
