Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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