pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I tried to discuss modern art with a cab driver after explaining that I only had one shoe on b/c a pitbull ate the other one. Wtf. Call me when you can.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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