talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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