I am puke
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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