Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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