is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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