i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
