Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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