Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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