i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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