We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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