trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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