Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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