google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
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