i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
What drink are we having for lunch?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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