Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
She announced her abortion via fbk
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Randomize
