I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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