How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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