And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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