so explain again why im purple
no
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
So vagazzling was a success
did i just pee glitter
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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