Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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