Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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