chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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