i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
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