then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My butt remains clenched, sir.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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