Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
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Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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