Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I just forgot I was standing up.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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