Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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