Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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