the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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