we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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