You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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