Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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