My nipple is on Facebook.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
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