your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
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