this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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