Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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