he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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