i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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