So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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