when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Randomize
