Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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