I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize
