I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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