Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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