Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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